Duwaynes true & sad story

But my Daddy married my Mom, and Wayne was captured by Mildred, a very discreet, conservative and shy girl who was desperately looking 4 a husband. Any husband. Anyone's husband...

mmmmmm...

My Daddy & Duwayne's Daddy luved 2 entertain themselves playin chess or cards, and didn't pay attention 2 any thing else...

She had 2 learn every thing about pregnancy, marriage & babies - without Google!!!

After all, Mildred & Wayne decided not to keep their baby, and sent Duwayne by FedEx 2 their cousins in Texas

 
Juanita, Conchita & Carlos (wearing glasses)

Duwayne was almost a nerd, but I came into his life and saved him before he could became a tabbloer... LOL LOL LOL

 

 

His Daddy Wayne met a psychic and now lives in New Orleans, reading palms.

 

 

 

 

His Mom Mildred runs an escort service agency in Miami.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Duwayne is now a totally normal guy who luvs beer, motorcycles, reality shows and Republican politishuns.

 

He moved to our trailler and lives with me, Granny, Wilbur, my cat Stevens and my dog whose name I all ways forget.